Children of the Corn#62 / 2007-12-12

I don't understand kids. So much whining. So much dependence. Such high voices and poor grammar.

Why can't juvenile humans mature through a tadpole stage, tucked neatly away, out of sight, in some mossy, bug-filled pond?

And why stop there? Why not just keep them that way? Let's face it, most kids are annoying well into adulthood.