I thought the evil had been buried with PHP3.

I was wrong.

I was put to the task of fixing a Russian form-handler. It was like traveling back in time. The includes included includes (which included includes...), nothing was type cast, and all form data was haphazardly called by superglobals.

Jesus.

A five year old girl could hack this shit with a cellphone.

Luckily the security issues were outside the scope of my obligations. Haha.

If someone challenged you to a duel, what would be your choice of weapons?