Executive Decision#248 / 2008-12-18

The only differences between me and Wolverine are Adamantium claws and a few inches of fuzz. The latter should be pretty easily taken care of as I give my sideburns an inch, they take a mile anyway.

And less face to shave is always good.

And so long as I conceal my tangled hair under a topper, I could pass as a Victorian gentlemen.

It has been decided.