
I don't know if trick-or-treaters haunt this apartment complex or not. My usual course of action is to leave after dinner and stay out until past curfew, but I wouldn't want to abandon Dagon, subjecting him to a night of endless slimy children knocking at the door.
No, it's best to lock ourselves in the bathroom and read by candlelight until the youngsters disperse.

Best thing to give annoying trick-or-treaters?

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