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Lonestar#345 / 2009-06-30

I don't think Jamie reads Pop Culture Tragedy with any regularity, so my thoughtful, lazy gift will probably go unnoticed.

But that being the case, I can tell the rest of you I ordered her a case of Brain Wash cola, which won't arrive until later this week.

Insofar as colas go, Brain Wash isn't particularly spectacular tasting, but it and other Skeleteens drinks embody all the reckless disregard for public health and safety and childlike playfulness pharmaceutical fountain drinks had at the turn of the 20th century and damn it, I miss that.

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