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Lord of Illusions 2#273 / 2009-02-06

My name is Josh, and I am addicted to potatoes and potato derivatives: hash browns (shredded or patties), home fries, french fries, american fries, tater tots, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, chips, etcetera, etcetera.

I'll eat them plain, or with a dressing like ketchup, or mustard, or teriyaki, or sukiyaki, or soy, or hot sauce.

I am not above mixing potato products, or placing them between slices of rye bread to make a sandwich.

Sometimes while eating potatoes I pass out and wake up the next day confused, but elated to find potatoes within reach.

I am happy to report I haven't eaten potato-anything since breakfast, a couple hours ago.

see also:

#272 / Lord of Illusions 1
#273 / Lord of Illusions 2
#274 / Lord of Illusions 3
#275 / Lord of Illusions 4

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