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Since the new McDonald's opened its doors, my weekend productivity has dropped to approximately zero, unless you count being able to muster the energy to climb into pajama pants and drive to McDonald's to procure some breakfast productive.

It took a few trips to appropriately calibrate my order, but I've settled on two sausage/egg McMuffins and eight hash browns. Even quantities helps, as I can eat one sausage/egg McMuffin, then four hash browns, then another sausage/egg McMuffin, and another four hash browns.

If only McDonald's proffered party packs or wholesale discounts. Then I'd be set.

Does a big, greasy breakfast force you to sleep through the day?

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