
Am I the only person that has these dreams?
Maybe I shouldn't drink so much coffee right before bed.
I don't know. It just seems like such a waste of valuable Dream Country, you know? I mean, I could be on a hot date with Peaches or exploring alien worlds or showing up to work naked. But no. Morpheus evidently has other plans.
Speaking of which, I'm exhausted. Night all!

Nocturnal emissions are...