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The Substitute 3#305 / 2009-04-11

As a beginning smoker I experimented with various brands. All brands really. Filtered, non, menthol, regular, organic, mutant... I even smoked Marlboro Lights imported from Sweden for a while*.

It didn't take too long for me to settle on American Spirit. I used to be able to order them direct from Indian** reservations duty free, which made it affordable to smoke their organic line (cartons were only about $20 after shipping). But in keeping with tradition, the US government eventually got around to pressuring the credit card companies into revoking merchant accounts for reservations. Thus I was forced to buy cigarettes at tobacconists like everyone else, and forced to pay for the privilege like everyone else.

Ug.

After moving to California I started rolling my own (Natural American Spirit Premium Roll-Your-Own 100% Additive-Free Natural Tobacco). It didn't take long for me to become an expert roller. I am a genius after all. And hand-rolled cigarettes are pretty sexy. Tiffany thinks so anyway.

* Swedish Marlboro Lights have brown filters! Oooohh! The strength is also somewhere between domestic Lights and Reds.

** I've never been comfortable using the term Native American. It's all so relative. Marsupials were native before any primates rafted over, and reptiles before them, and fish before them, etc.

see also:

#303 / The Substitute 1
#304 / The Substitute 2
#305 / The Substitute 3
#306 / The Substitute 4
#307 / The Substitute 5
#308 / The Substitute 6

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