Zombi#195 / 2008-09-03

"Zombie" is not only fun, but educational. If, heaven forbid, the dead begin to walk the earth and you should perish before your pooch, you can rest (well...) assured it will survive A-OK.

It goes like this: pretend you're a zombie. And by zombie, I mean of course a Romero-style creeper. If you are mimicking the "we can fly planes" Italian zombies or running around like the contemporary nonsense being passed off as zombies, you're really just playing "chase".

1. Eye your food (i.e. dog).
2. Stumble slowly toward it, dragging a limp leg behind.
3. Moan.

Hours of fun, guaranteed.